nevvzealand:

thinking about my homework is probably as far as im gonna get with it

(via mattmurdick)

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

(via mattmurdick)

is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop

SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS

settle down there thor

(Source: theyfoundeachother, via modmad)

multipack:

sorry but i think we should break up, it’s not you it’s-a-me mario

(via moxygent)